Randy Blythe comme président?

C’est Al Jourgensen qui va être content. Voici que le punk préféré des metalheads, Randy Blythe, veut se présenter aux élections américaines. Il a l’air sérieux en plus. Est-ce que c’est un stunt? Est-ce que c’est la même approche de marde que Jean-François Mercier? J’en ai aucune idée. La seule chose que je sais, c’est que Randy comme président des États-Unis, ça serait très divertissant.

«… Under the Blythe administration, if we see you, you have a gun, and you come too close to us, you get shot the fuck up. BLAM! We’ll fight by ghetto law- in the hood, do you think a Blood is gonna wait until a gun waving Crip starts shooting at him to put a round in the motherfucker? HELL NO. He wants to live to sell another 50 rock, so he lets him have it! If I get us into a fight, it will be because we HAVE to fight, and once we’ve been FORCED to fight I’ll let our guys and gals do their jobs- KICK SOME FUCKING ASS IN A GODDAMNED HURRY so they can get safely back home, where they belong, drinking beer and getting laid.

This is the first of my campaign announcements, funded entirely by myself. I refuse to take campaign donations. Let’s let the people, not big money, decide who will be the next El Jefe. In my next announcement, I’ll address some of my ideas for domestic policy, including economic reform.